1 2oz boneless skinless chicken breast - 65 cal. (4oz - 120 cal.)
1 Van Der Kamp whole wheat hamburger bun - 75 cal.
- 1 Van Der Kamp white hamburger bun - 125 cal.
1 tbsp. Moorehouse spicy mustard - 0 cal.
- 1tbsp. Best Foods mayonnaise - 90 cal.
- 1 tbsp. Miracle Whip mayonnaise substitute - 36 cal.
2 1/4" thick Tomato slices - 8 cal.
1. Put the Toilet Seat (and Lid) Down After Use
Or we will drink out of it and then lick your face.
2. Vacuum at Least Once a Week
Or watch your allergic friends swell and choke to an agonizing death before your eyes.
3. Clean Your Dishes as Soon as You're Done with Them
Or else licking. Also, see #1 re: licking and why it should unsettle you.
Warm weather is the call of the day – the time when faces turn to the sun and hearts to the carefree days of late spring. Coffee on the porch in the early morning, a mid afternoon venture through the back pasture astride the mare that always knows just how you feel, the first taste of quiet, breezy evenings when the sun seems reluctant to sink behind the hills. We are determined this year to experience the moments instead of the seasons, to relish the whispers and cling to the reminders that life is a fleeting fancy that should be treasured for its possibilities. We are blessed with the wealth of family and friends and the joy of today and we wish all of you the wonder and warmth of the late, sweet spring.
It’s that time of year again when all hearts look forward with anticipation to chick days at Pine Country Feed. Mark your calendars for April 13th – 15th, when the cheeping of the little yellow balls of fuzz will once again fill the air giving quick thinking individuals the chance to own a little piece of the farm – the egg producing part. Let us warn you that last year all of the cutest chicks were gone within a couple hours, and they were all pretty cute, so don’t delay. So set your clock and sweep out your coop – chick days at Pine Country Feed are about to hatch!
Scent of a friend.
In 1873, immigrants David Jacobs and Levi Strauss, combined their talents and resources and came up with a new phenomenon, called Waist Overhalls, more commonly known as jeans. From this first creation of denim thread and metal rivets, the single most popular clothing item in the history the world has taken shape, and variations are endless. Brilliant because of their durability and style, practical because they last forever and get the job done, jeans are synonymous with hard work and high fashion all at the same time. When women finally started wearing “trousers” in the forties and then “slacks” in the fifties, a proper pair of women’s jeans weren’t far behind. Cowgirl Tough Jeans have taken the jean world by storm, doing their well-fitting best to make women’s legs look longer, behinds firmer, and all with a sense of wild west chic. Pine Country Feed has the good sense to carry a product that goes so far in making women’s fashion about comfort, style and ease of care. Proud to carry the Cowgirl Tough brand, Pine Country is the place you’ll find a treasure around every corner.
How about taking some of that Wild West ingenuity and spicing up the office – the place where the same work gets done every day and the brain begins to atrophy. We are told that the office requires professionalism and it does, but professional does not need to be synonymous with a “gee, I hope the parole board grants me an early release”. There is no place where the manifestation of your personality is more important than in your office, because remember, you weren’t hired to fill a chair, or because you were exactly like the person they just got rid of. They saw a spark in you, and you need to fan that ember into a nice warm fire that tells the people you work with that things are going to happen when you’re in the room, so they just better get ready. Hang cowboy hats on the coat rack, and wear one from time to time, put a painting of a horse in a full out run on the wall opposite your desk. It will remind you that there is life out there waiting for you. Hang spurs on the doorknob and throw an Indian blanket over the leather side chair. If someone questions whether or not you are behaving in a professional manner, explain that you absolutely are – a professional cowgirl.
So we have recently found the choices for big cinema entertainment wanting, and we have finally put our finger on the problem. The movies tend to parade leading men across the screen who obviously spend a good portion of their time in the gym, not necessarily bad. But we are bothered by the fact that only a small handful of the real leaders could manage a ride on a horse. They simply wouldn’t look right astride one of the glorious equines of the Hollywood 40s and 50s and we can’t even imagine most of them being able to get on the horse without major injury. Cowboy movies, the real westerns that put the country west of the Mississippi on the map, needed men to be rugged, not fit necessarily, but tough, and since the horse has been removed as one of Hollywood’s main characters, that element of grit, of rock solid, take no prisoners, don’t make me pull my six shooter persona has faded to black. There have been a few westerns in the past decade that have proven that there are a few of those boys left, but too few to our liking. Somehow being able to download the secrets of the defense department before the guy in the suit walks into the room just doesn’t give off the same aura as a man who can control his horse with the reigns in his teeth, riding at the speed of locomotion, while he wields both of his guns with the accuracy of a sharpshooter. Imagine.
Join us for the Colorado Ranch Race & Clinic - a ranch trail course set up using natural obstacles when possible with obstacles or situations you might encounter on the ranch. You’ll be judged on horsemanship, execution of obstacles, time and control. There will be Divisions for Open, Amateur, Green Rider, New! Green Horse (5 and Under) and Youth 12 and Under and Youth 13-18 – Plus a Jackpot divided up 50/30/20. The Clinic is Saturday September 17th, with the competition following on Sunday the 18th all at the El Pinal Rodeo Arena in Evergreen, Colorado – YES! Where the Evergreen Rodeo is held. For information and registration conctact firstname.lastname@example.org.